One day, Kermit Jagger goes into a bank because he needs a loan. He asks the teller and is directed to Ms. Patty Wick. He tells Ms. Wick that he needs a loan. She tells him (rather haughtily) that he needs some sort of collateral because they don't go loaning frogs money every day.

So, Kermit reaches into his bag and hands Ms. Wick a small glass elephant. "What is this?" she asks. "We can't give you a loan using *this* as collateral!" Kermit tells Ms. Wick to go talk to the bank manger.

So, Ms. Wick goes to the manager and asks him why she should take the glass elephant as collateral. The manager replies......

"It's a knicknack, Patty Wick. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Tommy's Getting a Beer Belly!

The NEW logo for the City of Vaughan in Toronto

Is it just me, or do you see it too??

This explains so much..

Alleged Mossad agent arrested in Poland for ties to Hamas slaying

June 12, 2010

Juergen Baetz

BERLIN—Polish authorities have arrested an alleged Mossad spy from Israel wanted in connection with the slaying of a Hamas agent in Dubai, the German federal prosecutor’s office said Saturday.

A man using the name of Uri Brodsky is suspected of working for a foreign spy agency in Germany and helping issue a fake German passport to a member of the Mossad hit squad allegedly behind the killing of Mahmoud al-Mabhouh in January, the German spokesman told The Associated Press.

Name the Anatomy

I'm sorry that I haven't signed on here in the past year, but you haven't posted in at least the past 6 months so don't be a hypocrite. As the first person to ever post on GG, I'm here today to revitalize the blog and initiate a new game. I'm not sure if I need written permission from His Royalty Gaby, and his butt cheeks' seal of approval but here it is anyway...

Basically, the way it works is that I start off by posting a picture of part of the HUMAN anatomy and you guys have to guess what that part is. The first person to guess the correct part, wins and gets to choose the next part. The only rule of the game is the MaxieBaby Rule. Maxiebaby is not allowed to guess the correct answer, but what he CAN do is make fun of everyone else for being dumb and guessing the wrong body part. While you cannot be stopped by searching online for the answer, the game is probably more fun if you don't.

Name this body part:

I'm proud to be an American

I know that this blog is usually reserved for important discussions concerning:

1) How much the Leafs suck

2) Gaby's pedophilia "issue"

3) #3 was eaten by Hudi

4) See #1

but please see this

OTI/MS Journal Ad Deadline

The deadline for submitting ads to the journal for the OTI/MS Annual Jewish Ethics Lecture is coming up this week. According to the letter sent out to alumni and alumnae, "We hope that we can count on you to respond generously to this fund-raising initiative. The deadline for the receipt of your journal order is January 8, 2010." (That would be this Friday.)