Gaby's Gobbledygook

Thursday, May 31, 2007

FLAMING CATTLE WIN!

The Flaming Cattle played perhaps their best game of the year and defeated the undefeated Tier 6 5-3. It was gut check time and we checked them at the door. We played hard, I thought we skated good and we didn't let up. We outworked them on the boards, we beat them to loose pucks and made the simple plays. We just put it on net and when you do that good things happen. They had a little trouble handling our forechek and our physical play. Special teams really made the difference with the Flaming getting two goals on the power play and were perfect on the PK. ROCK ON FLAMERS!

The lines

TF - 1 Goal, 2 Assists
Jon - 2 Goals (both on PP and he also got the GW)
Gaby N' Fish - DNP due to personal reasons.

GO TEAM GO!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

The F's know how to do it...

What a ParTAY!

Game tomorrow night at the Oriole centre. Flaming Cattle will be ready and raring to go against their division rival, Tier 6, who, if you recall, whupped them pretty good last time they met. 7:50 Puck drop.

It is gut check time, the Flaming Cattle will show how resilient they are...unlike the Sens who played like garbage. Series is OVER.

Ronald Jenkees

Those of you who read the sportsguy should already have seen this. Those of you who haven't, enjoy this video of a completely unique person who does some pretty impressive things with his keyboard.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

I'm Kicking Myself

The following should have been written at the top of the yearbook:

"ALL THE QUOTES THAT'RE FIT TO PRINT"

Goodbye and thanks for all the fish!

Poland to Probe if Teletubbies Are Gay

By REUTERS
Published: May 28, 2007

WARSAW (Reuters) - Poland's conservative government took its drive to curb what it sees as homosexual propaganda to the small screen on Monday, taking aim at Tinky Winky and the other Teletubbies.

Ewa Sowinska, government-appointed children rights watchdog, told a local magazine published on Monday she was concerned the popular BBC children's show promoted homosexuality.

She said she would ask psychologists to advise if this was the case.

In comments reminiscent of criticism by the late U.S. evangelist Jerry Falwell, she was quoted as saying: ``I noticed (Tinky Winky) has a lady's purse, but I didn't realize he's a boy.''

``At first I thought the purse would be a burden for this Teletubby ... Later I learned that this may have a homosexual undertone.''

Poland's rightist government has upset human rights groups and drawn criticism within the European Union by apparent discrimination against homosexuals.

Polish Education Minister Roman Giertych has proposed laws sacking teachers who promote ``homosexual lifestyle'' and banning ''homo-agitation'' in schools.

But in a sign that the government wants to distance itself from Sowinska's comments, Parliamentary Speaker Ludwig Dorn said he had warned her against making public comments ``that may turn her department into a laughing stock.''

The 10-year-old Teletubbies, which features four rotund, brightly colored characters loved by children around the world, became a target of religious conservatives after Falwell suggested Tinky Winky could be homosexual.

The Voldie Oldie

"Strange Animal" (Gowan, 1985)

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"Don't you know that we will all eventually become worm fodder?"

- JS Jr.

From Baseball Shorts

"Basically, I had things on my side because I know how stupid hitters are."

- Jim Morrison, infielder, on pitching a scoreless inning

Monday, May 28, 2007

Happy Birthday, Jon

On your birthday Back-dating posts! Never lose a UBC and never miss a birthday, ah the wonders of the blogging world.

Deena Says Shamshon

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Flaming Cattle Lose!

We lost a hard fought game, with our last minute comback falling just short. TF scored the lone goal right off a faceoff win by Jon in our 2-1 loss to some team with really fancy roller hockey pants.

Jon's Line - 0 Goals, 1 Assist and a +1
TF's Line - 1 Goal, 0 Assists, +1

Next Game - Thursday Night.

Mazel Tov

To Gaby 'n Fish on their engagement.

MAZAL TOV GABY!!

The Voldie Oldie

"Half Past Midnight" (The Staccatos, 1967)

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"I give good marks for those who are not pure Jewish."

- MH, upon discovering existence of children of converts in class

From Baseball Shorts

"Can you believe it? They sent me a whole shipment of bats and not one set of directions."

- Steve Lake, on hitting .141

Stud-Muffin of Chicago


Friday, May 25, 2007

I thought I would post a picture of the back of my head because I am not sure everyone knows what it looks like, or perhaps may have forgotten

I can't even remember when I last saw it.

King Clancy's Curse

It seems that the only possible explanation (other than simple statistics) that a team goes for an extended period of time without winning a championship is that they are cursed. You will be glad to know, therefore, that the curse that has been plaguing the senators for these past 80 years has expired.

http://battleofontario.blogspot.com/2006/05/curse-is-up.html

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Holiday

So I stayed up all night as per the prevalent custom and as exhausted untill now. I also was irritable due to the lack of sleep. Does this happen to anyone else or is it just me? Why do I keep doing this to myself?

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Voldie Oldie

"Into the Mystic" (Jackson Hawke, 1976)

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"Ah, pizza... nectar of the gods."

- MF the Elder

From Baseball Shorts

"I was a ball hitter. If I saw the ball, I hit it. If I didn't see it, I didn't hit it."

- Ralph Garr

Monday, May 21, 2007

WINNER!

Thank you everyone who made this day possible. I appreciate all the support and encouragement and I will not forget you. I am open to suggestions for the name of the blog and will hopefully have a decision by sometime next week. Does this mean I need to blog tomorrow?

My Fellow Americans

Good evening.

This is [approximately] the 37th time I have spoken to you from this office, where so many decisions have been made that shaped the history of this Blog. Each time I have done so to discuss with you some matter that I believe affected the Blogal interest.

In all the decisions I have made in my blogger life, I have always tried to do what was best for the Blog. Throughout the long and difficult period of Bloggergate, I have felt it was my duty to persevere, to make every possible effort to complete the Ultimate Blogger Challenge to which you elected me.

In the past few days, however, it has become evident to me that I no longer have a strong enough political base in the blog to justify continuing that effort. As long as there was such a base, I felt strongly that it was necessary to see the constitutional process through to its conclusion, that to do otherwise would be unfaithful to the spirit of that deliberately difficult process and a dangerously destabilizing precedent for the future. But with the disappearance of that base, I now believe that the constitutional purpose has been served, and there is no longer a need for the process to be prolonged.

I would have preferred to carry through to the finish whatever the personal agony it would have involved, and & Wife unanimously urged me to do so. But the interest of the Blog must always come before any personal considerations.

From the discussions I have had with Gaby and other bloggers, I have concluded that because of the Bloggergate matter I might not have the support of the bloggers that I would consider necessary to back the very difficult decisions and carry out the duties of this office in the way the interests of the Blog would require.

I have never been a quitter. To leave the UBC before my victory is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as Maxiebaby, I must put the interest of the blog first. The blog needs a full-time Maxiebaby and other full-time bloggers, particularly at this time with problems we face at home and abroad.

To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication would almost totally absorb the time and attention of both Maxiebaby and the bloggers in a period when our entire focus should be on the great issues of peace abroad and prosperity without inflation at home.

Therefore, I shall concede the UBC effective [retroactively - haha] at noon today. Jon will be sworn in as Champion of the UBC at that hour in this office.

Maxiebaby

NB: You will not have tricky Maxiebaby to kick around any longer. Because, gentlemen, this is my last post in the UBC.

PS: I will not rest until the real killers have been brought to justice.

The Voldie Oldie

"Look Through My Window" (The Mamas and the Papas, 1966)

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"It's the atmosphere of the beach manifested on the streets of Ottawa for the sake of the greatest cause you could imagine."

- obvious, re. Walkathon

From Baseball Shorts

"He's about 3'1". I tell him to get his nose off my kneecap."

- umpire Ron Luciano, on manager Earl Weaver

I find the idea abhorent that someone would try and cheat in the UBC

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Jon - the Harold C Funk of the UBC

Self proclaimed winner, eh Jon? Why don't you write a letter to 78 heads of state and inform them of this fact?

Maxiebaby - The Floyd Landis of the Blogging World

I hereby declare myself to be the winner of the UBC. I only wish such a wonderful comptetition was not tainted by the stink of Maxie.

Someone's obviously jealous

Eh Captain?

J'accuse!

Maxiebaby and wife is a scoundrel (or more likely, Maxiebaby alone).

Although his post is time and date stamped "Saturday, May 19, 2007 at 11:34 PM," this is little more than a nefarious ruse designed to trick us, the honest, red-blooded, blog-reading public into believing that Maxiebaby was able to handle the ultimate blogging challenge. Well folks, he was not!

I was awake past midnight (of the night in question) and noticed that Maxiebaby had missed the deadline.

But please, don't take my word for it. I invite anyone to run the blog URL (gscarows.blogspot.com) through any RSS Reader (e.g. Google Reader at reader.google.com) and you will notice that Maxiebaby's alleged Saturday night post was actually posted after hevnangel19s' two posts.

J'accuse!

The Voldie Oldie

"Such Is Love" (Peter, Paul and Mary, 1983)

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"I wasn't here on Friday, so I have a lot to catch up on."

- GS, on Sunday, re. sleep

From Baseball Shorts

"The Hall of Fame ceremonies are on the 31st and 32nd of July."

- Ralph Kiner (broadcaster)

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does anyone smell love in the air?

Saturday, May 19, 2007

I can't believe the Sens won.

Wow.

I will not be swayed by Intimidation tactics....

I found this dead goat on top of a dead whale outside my house...more foul play by MaxieBaby!

Friday, May 18, 2007

Gift idea for Gaby n' fish

http://www.scandinaviandetails.com/KIDS/toys_2/pee-poo-plush-dolls?utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=ppc&utm_sponsored=pee_and_poo_ad&utm_campaign=pee_and_poo

He'll love it!

Breaking News!

I have just been approached a certain relative of a certain contender in the UBC - first he tried to bribe me to throw the competition and then when I refused he startig threatening my physical well being. I have sent the audiotapes to the proper authorities and an investigation is underway. Perhaps Maxiebaby's insane desire to win will be his undoing...when he is DISQUALIFIED!

The Question Is:

Will Jon's boredom be his undoing?

Thursday, May 17, 2007

This Competition...

Is starting to bore the heck out of me...

A Game for Gaby 'n Fish

Nudist Trampolining!

Television event of the millenium

The first part of Sunday's Simpson Two Parter, "24 Minutes," finds principal Skinner opening a CTU (Counter Truancy Unit) at Springfield Elementary. "24" stars Kiefer Sutherland and Mary Lynn Rajskub provide their voices as Jack Bauer and Chloe O'Brian.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

More news from chicago..

CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- "Bubba" Ludwig can't walk, talk or open the refrigerator door -- but he does have his very own Illinois gun permit.

The 10-month-old, whose given name is Howard David Ludwig, was issued a firearm owner's identification card after his father, Howard Ludwig, paid the $5 fee and filled out the application, not expecting to actually get one.

The card lists the baby's height (2 feet, 3 inches), weight (20 pounds) and has a scribble where the signature should be. (Watch Bubba use his gun permit as a teething ring )

With some exceptions, the cards are required of any Illinois residents purchasing or possessing firearms or ammunition within the state. There are no age restrictions on the cards, an official said.

Illinois State Police oversee the application process. Their purpose, said Lt. Scott Compton, is to keep guns out of the hands of convicted felons, those under an order of protection and those convicted of domestic violence.

"Does a 10-month-old need a FOID card? No, but there are no restrictions under the act regarding age of applicants," he said.

Ludwig, 30, of Chicago, applied for the card after his own father bought Bubba a 12-gauge Beretta shotgun as a gift. The weapon will probably be kept at Ludwig's father's house until the boy is at least 14.

The Voldie Oldie

"Peggy-O" (Simon and Garfunkel, 1964)

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"Shut up or I'll kick your ass."

- SG

From Baseball Shorts

"I still have it. I just keep it shaved."

- Gary Gaetti, on his moustache

Which is Better?

Poll Question:

What is better, milchig ice cream or pareve ice cream?

I vote for pareve, milchig is awful...

HWMNBN has lost his marbles

Ottawa Citizen Professionalism

Check this out:

APOLOGY: A photograph on page D1 of the May 16 edition of the Citizen is not of Peter John Graham, who was convicted Tuesday (May 15) of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl. The photograph is of another Peter Graham who has never been charged with, or convicted of, any sexual assault. The Citizen apologizes unreservedly to Mr. Graham and his family for any distress caused by the erroneous publication of his photograph.

For some unknown reason the online Citizen still has the photograph in the story, with the following caption: "Peter Reid Graham shown in this photo is not Peter John Graham and has never been charged with nor convicted of any sexual assault."

How about taking his picture off the darn website then? Or at least putting it side by side with a picture of the real guy? I also find it amusing that they apologize for "any distress caused", as if distress was a possible but unlikely consequence of being erroneously publicly identified as a pedophile.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Best Movie Ever

Check it out.

Unless they take out all the racist drawings of Africans and drunken Irishmen. Then it won't be so good.

Our Line

FLAMING CATTLE WIN! We pulled out a hard fought 6-4 victory in less then perfect ice conditions. Although many on our team whined like little girls we pulled through, overcoming a an early goal against to a comfortable lead and cruised to a well deserved win.

Jon - 1 Goal
Gaby N' Fish - 1 Goal (PP), 1 Assist
Tommy - Shut down defence.

Chicagoans are nuts

I heard this guy on the CBC - he has the biggest Chicago accent I have ever heard (like imagine the Superfans but only ten times worse).

Chicago, Ill. - Beer and pizza are tastes that, for many of us, just seem to go together. But, beer that tastes like pizza?

As CBS station in Chicago, WBBM-TV’s Vince Gerasole reports, a suburban brewer has put a new twist on tap.

Something’s brewing in a garage in St. Charles, Ill. Tom Seefurth is mixing up a concoction he'll eventually pour out as beer – pizza beer.

“It's pizza and beer in a bottle,” Seefurth, a self-proclaimed beer nut, says.

There are actually real pieces of pizza stirred into the mix.

The kettles and tubes of Seefurth’s tiniest of breweries all come together beside the hundreds of beer cans in his collection.

“This is a reflection of my entire life history,” he says.

Too many garden tomatoes cooked up the idea for pizza beer last year. Seeforth and his wife create a tomato garlic puree and bake up the pizza -- in the back yard they pick their own oregano for flavoring.

And back in the brewery Seefurth even grinds his own wheat to get the process started. He'll add other spices, but keeps the recipe a secret.

“The only people who know the recipe are me and my cat, Jethro,” he says.

Seefurth says the flavors of pizza and beer are a natural pairing, and the hobbyist hopes to take drink coast to coast.

You can try some 'Mama Mia' beer for yourself in the next few weeks. It is being sold at Walter Payton's Roundhouse in Aurora.

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"I was so happy, Max, that you weren't here yesterday."

- VD

The Voldie Oldie

"Heaven" (Bryan Adams, 1983)

From Baseball Shorts

"You can never have too much talent. Even the 1927 Yankees didn't win every year."

- Buzzie Bavasi

Ephraim Stulberg on Acharei Mot - Kedoshim, 5767

I wanted to write this week about a rather perplexing element found in the Targum “Yonasan” on both of this week’s parshios. No, I’m not referring to the well-known contradiction between Yonasan and the Mishnah (Megillah 25a) regarding the interpretation of the prohibition of passing one’s son to Moloch (see Vayikra 18:21). As MaHaR’aTZ Chayos notes in his work Imrei Vinah (#4), this is one of the places in which “Yonasan” disagrees with what later came to be the accepted halacha, and therefore fell into disuse in the time of the gemara, in favour of the “Babylonian Targum” of Onkelos. Incidentally, see also Tosafos Yom Yov on that mishnah for another understanding which finds the mishnah and targum to be in agreement. But like I said, this isn’t what I’m going to talk about!

Rather, I refer to the way in which “Yonasan” chooses to translate the phrase “ish ish”, which occurs in several places in this week’s Torah portions. Here is a list of all the instances in the Torah where this phrase is employed:

1) Sh’mos 36:4
2) Vayikra 15:2
3) Vayikra 17:3
4) Vayikra 17:8
5) Vayikra 17:10
6) Vayikra 17:13
7) Vayikra 18:6
8) Vayikra 20:2
9) Vayikra 20:9
10) Vayikra 22:4
11) Vayikra 22:18
12) Vayikra 24:15
13) B’midbar 1:4
14) B’midbar 4:19
15) B’midbar 4:49
16) B’midbar 5:12
17) B’midbar 9:10

Just in case anyone didn’t have a concordance. Anyhow, it cases (2)-(12) only, i.e. every instance in the book of Vayikra, but no other, the Targum renders this as “g’var siv u-g’var t’lei” (“either an old man or a young man”), or some other similar formulation. In other words, the Torah is including any sort of man, no matter his age, in these directives.

The question which arises is, what are the parameters of the word “t’lei”, young? If we examine the Talmudic source for this opinion of the Targum, we find that in 15:2, which speaks of a zav, the gemara (Niddah 44a) writes that the repetition of the word “ish” comes to include even a newborn baby in the category of those who can become a zav. Is this what the Targum means? I used to think so, but this is clearly an untenable position. The other cases speak of the prohibition against slaughtering kadashim outside of the Mishkan, against eating blood, the obligation to cover the blood of a slaughtered animal, and so on. These can surely not be understood to apply to a baby, or even a minor for that matter. But if the Targum is referring here to someone who has reached the age of maturity – and the word “talya” is usually the Aramaic translation given for “na’ar” (e.g. B’reishis 41:12. See our email of P’ Vayeishev for a discussion of the term “na’ar”, where we wrote that it certainly has the connotation of someone over the age of thirteen) - then why is there a need for the second word “ish”? Isn’t it so that a boy gains the title “ish” at thirteen (see B’reishis Rabbah 80:10)? The gemara and Sifra give other reasons for the other repetitions of “ish ish”: (3) tells us that even if two people bring the same animal as a sacrifice outside the Mishkan, they are liable, (7) and (8) and (11) and (12) include gentiles, (9) includes even those whose masculinity is questionable, (10) includes someone who is uncircumcised. So what to make of these targumim?

One might be tempted to draw a distinction between instances in which a general command is being given, as in all the cases in Vayikra, and the other cases, in which only a small group of people are being commanded for a limited time or for a specific purpose. However, this does account for case (16). At any rate, it seems clear that the Targum is of the opinion that “dibra Torah ki-l’shon b’nei adam”: that “ish ish” is just a “figure of speech”, not significant of any underlying meaning. Why it chooses its particular form of translation only in Sefer Vayikra is rather puzzling, and it may be not entirely heretical to suggest multiple authorship of the targumim on the different books of the Pentateuch. I really don’t know.

* * * * *

The word “acharei”, Rashi tells us in a number of places (e.g. B’reishis 15:1, D’varim 11:30), means that two phenomena are removed from one another, either temporally or spatially. “Achar”, conversely, implies a sequence of events that followed one another in close proximity.

The source for this idea is the Midrash Rabbah (B’reishis 44:5). There, in addition to finding the more well-known opinion cited above, we find an opinion that says precisely the opposite, i.e. that “acharei” means something that followed closely upon the heels of its predecessor, while “achar” means the converse.

Now, clearly this seems a strange thing for two respectable, knowledgeable sages to argue about; and indeed, a quick perusal of a concordance ought to be sufficient to leave the strong impression that in fact there is no such rule. Counterexamples to both theories abound. Thus, Tosafos (Gittin 60a) are bothered by the fact that, according to the gemara, the parasha of Acharei Mos was transmitted to Moshe and Aharon on the very same day that the latter’s eldest sons died. And Rashi, while seemingly resolute in his decision that “acharei” implies a distance between events, appears to blatantly contradict himself in other places (see his comments at the end of P’ Vayeira).

The solution to this conundrum, it seems to me, is to suggest that the argument revolves not around simple questions of When? and Where?, but rather hinges on the more subtle elements of relativity and causality. This is the position of the Gur Aryeh (B’reishis 22:20). So, for example, the Book of Yehoshua begins with the words: “And it was ‘acharei’ the death of Moshe, the servant of God…” The commentaries all seem to agree that the events described in this first chapter occurred approximately one month after the death of Moshe. Yet is that a lot of time, or a little? It all depends on how you look at it. If we look at the tremendous impact of Moshe’s death, the loss of numerous laws during the period of mourning, the discrepancy between the levels of prophecy achieved by Moshe and his student, Yehoshua, then one would surely be justified in stating that “acharei” denotes a separation, the dawn of a new era. Or, if one were to look at the crossing of the Jordan and the repossession of the Land of Israel, one would not fail to note the epochal nature of this changing of the guard.

Conversely, if one were to consider the continuities between the reign of Moshe and that of his student, the similarity of the miracles performed by them (see Taanis 21a), one could be equally justified in concluding that “acharei” serves to connect two events, to note the fluidity of historical development.

And so it is with the death of the sons of Aharon and the subsequent commandment limiting Priestly access to the Holy of Holies. Clearly, the causal relationship between the two incidents goes without saying. The attitude of spiritual elation and ecstasy that figured so prominently in the form of worship espoused by Nadav and Avihu is to be replaced by one of sobriety and self-control; that of a transcendental experience, of man seeking to commune with God, replaced by a doctrine in which God “condenses” Himself and comes down to meet man on his own terms. In this sense, “acharei” implies a divide, a dramatic shift in the religious paradigm.

(Incidentally, there is a similar sort of argument found in Megillah 11a. The verse states that Achashverosh ruled from Hodu to Kush: one opinion has it that Hodu and Kush were very close together, while the other holds that they were very far apart, at opposite ends of the world. According to the first opinion, the intent of the verse is to tell us that he ruled the world with as much authority as he wielded over the relatively small expanse between those two adjacent nations.

Now, it seems obvious that both Rav and Sh’muel had a pretty good idea of where these two countries (approximately India and Ethiopia) were situated. But of course, the distance between the two depends upon which direction you travel in. Both agree he ruled the whole world, as the gemara states; the question is simply with what degree of authority did he exercise in the remoter regions.)

* * * * *

Having just finished studying Tractate Kareisos this week, I thought I would write about the best-known section of the tract, i.e. the baraisa that deals with the composition of the incense offering (“ketores”). The baraisa (Kareisos 6a) tells us that if the incense lacked any of the eleven component spices, the penalty for such a transgression would be death.

Rashi (ad loc.) explains that this law is derived from a verse at the beginning of this week’s portion. God tells Moshe to inform his brother that he is not to appear in the Holy of Holies any time he chooses; it is only when he brings the incense offering that he is permitted to enter (Lev. 16:3); if one of the spices is missing, then his offering is worthless, and it is as though he has entered the Holy of Holies empty-handed.

Rashi’s explanation implies two things about the baraisa’s prohibition. First, it seems to suggest that the severe penalty for omitting a spice is only for the Yom Kippur service; for the daily incense offerings, which were not brought into the Holy of Holies, the prohibition would not apply. Secondly, it implies that the penalty is not for the act of burning a deficient pan of spices, but rather for the act of entry. Thus, if one had forgotten that entry into the Holy of Holies was generally not allowed, but was fully aware that he was about to burn a compound that was missing an element, he would in theory be exempt from the severe penalty of divinely imposed death.

Many later authorities (Be’er Sheva, Magen Avraham, R’ Akiva Eger) have pointed out that Rashi’s understanding runs counter to a passage in Tractate Yoma (53a), which makes it very clear that the prohibition of leaving out a spice is distinct from that of illicitly entering the Holy of Holies. Be’er Sheva cites the Rambam (Hilkhos Kelei Hamiqdash 2:8), who notes that the real issue is that by skipping one of the ingredients, one has thus brought it a “foreign fire”, a type of incense offering not prescribed by the Torah. Exodus (30:9) prohibits these sorts of things, though it makes no mention of the death penalty for transgressors.

According to the Rambam, then, it is always prohibited to leave a spice out, and the prohibition is related to the act of kindling the incense.

It is noteworthy that this argument between Rashi and Rambam is somewhat relevant to our everyday practice. The issue of whether or not to recite this baraisa every day, or only on Shabbos, is tied to the idea that if one recites it too hurriedly, one might omit one of the components of the ketores. While the Beis Yosef plays down this concern, it is mentioned by Rema (O.C. 132). While according to Rashi, this would only apply on Yom Kippur, for Rambam this would (theoretically) be an everyday concern.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Just looking out for GnF

Bruising and pain in the thigh can be caused by:

Muscle strain
Bruise or contusion
Tendonitis
Dermatomyisitis
Phlebitis
Broken upper leg
Hematoma
Shingles (herpes zoster)
Osteomyelitis
Blood clot in legs
Lumbar spinal stenosis
Trauma or injury
Thrombocytopenia

Medical attention is recommended if pain persists for over 24 hours.

Odd website

Does this site belong to hevnsangel or something?

Support your fellow bloggers!

Come tomorrow to the Oriole Arena in Toronto to cheer on the Flaming Cattle (1-1-0) as they take on the Blades of Steel (0-0-2). Come watch the terrific trio of Jon, Gaby N' Fish and TF chase stardom in the TIHL Tier 5!

Game Time: 7:00 p.m. Plenty of tickets remaining.

Support your fellow bloggers!

Come tomorrow to the Oriole Arena in Toronto to cheer on the Flaming Cattle (1-1-0) as they take on the Blades of Steel (0-0-2). Come watch the terrific trio of Jon, Gaby N' Fish and TF chase stardom in the TIHL Tier 5!

Game Time: 7:00 p.m. Plenty of tickets remaining.

Support your fellow bloggers!

Come tomorrow to the Oriole Arena in Toronto to cheer on the Flaming Cattle (1-1-0) as they take on the Blades of Steel (0-0-2). Come watch the terrific trio of Jon, Gaby N' Fish and TF chase stardom in the TIHL Tier 5!

Game Time: 7:00 p.m. Plenty of tickets remaining.

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"Ephraim, I remember two years ago when you came here, you were a little innocent fellow; now you're a big innocent fellow."

- RBP

The Voldie Oldie

"You Won't Dance with Me" (April Wine, 1976)

From Baseball Shorts

"A foul ball was a moral victory."

- Don Sutton, on Sandy Koufax

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Slurpie Fund

So far Adsense has brought in $0.03. However, that was all on the first day of advertising. If we want some delicious ice cold refreshments by the time global warming has transformed Thornhill into the Sahara, we're going to need to patronize our advertisers. Besides, who wouldn't be intrigued by "Personal Security: Need an Experienced Security Guard? Residental and Private Protection!" in this uncertain day and age?

Does anyone else think this is weird?

Murray had given this team the theme of "Digging in for Canada" - a message he drove home with T-shirts and inspirational videos. Before the semifinal win over Sweden on Saturday night, he showed the team some clips of trench warfare from the Battle of Vimy Ridge.
It was all in preparation for the type of adversity they faced at the end of the gold medal game.
"We were digging in pretty deep at the end there," said Murray

G0ld Medal Hockey Game being compared to the Battle of Vimy Ridge....Weird.

WHY

did my 10 min drive home from work take 1 hour today?
... only in toronto

Mazel Tov

As I recall, today is the day of Menachem Butler's wedding to Debbie Ciner of Philadelphia. May they be zocheh to write a lot more about Jewish history and Jewish books, amen.

Mazel Tov

Pinchas Friedman got engaged several months ago. He's getting married soon, I believe. Sorry to those who know him for not noting this sooner.

The Voldie Oldie

"Mexican Lady" (Steel River, 1971)

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"Sometimes my mind does weird things."

- BR

From Baseball Shorts

"When Sandy Koufax retired."

- Willie Stargell, on his greatest thrill in baseball

TF IS GONE!

SEE YA LATER BIG BOY!!!

MAXIE YOU ARE GOIN DOWN NEXT - OH YEAH!

WOOOHHOOOOO!!!!

Is He Out??

WHAT TIME IS IT???

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Not much time left...

MAYBE MAYBE?????

The Voldie Oldie

"Rikki Don't Lose That Number" (Steely Dan, 1974)

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"If you drank that, you would probably die."

- SG, while fluttering eyelashes and smiling sadistically

From Baseball Shorts

"Ruth made a grave mistake when he gave up pitching. Working once a week, he might have lasted a long time and become a great star."

- Indians player/manager Tris Speaker's 1921 comment on Babe Ruth's moving to the Yankees and becoming an outfielder

Suspicious

Does Jon have TF tied up in his basement or something?

Tonight might be the night...

I have a hunch someone is going to be out of the UBC tonight! Let us see if I am right...

Friday, May 11, 2007

How to beat the heat

Well Jon, you're always looking for some new form of eclectic headgear, so you'll like this. It's a Bain Hazmanin Hat!



I'm most impressed that they were able to accomplish the well-nigh impossible feat of increasing the dorkiness factor of a hat with a fan in it by adding a nifty little square solar panel on top.

Too Hot

It is too hot in the Big Smoke...I am looking for hints to beat the heat other than acting like fat people and taking off my shirt.

Why vegans should not be allowed to procreate

Vegans Sentenced for Starving Their Baby


By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: May 9, 2007

Filed at 1:47 p.m. ET

ATLANTA (AP) -- A vegan couple were sentenced Wednesday to life in prison for the death of their malnourished 6-week-old baby boy, who was fed a diet largely consisting of soy milk and apple juice.

Superior Court Judge L.A. McConnell imposed the mandatory sentences on Jade Sanders, 27, and Lamont Thomas, 31. Their son, Crown Shakur, weighed just 3 1/2 pounds when he died of starvation on April 25, 2004.

The couple were found guilty May 2 of malice murder, felony murder, involuntary manslaughter and cruelty to children. A jury deliberated about seven hours before returning the guilty verdicts.

Defense lawyers said the first-time parents did the best they could while adhering to the lifestyle of vegans, who typically use no animal products. They said Sanders and Thomas did not realize the baby, who was born at home, was in danger until minutes before he died.

But prosecutors said the couple intentionally neglected their child and refused to take him to the doctor even as the baby's body wasted away.

''No matter how many times they want to say, 'We're vegans, we're vegetarians,' that's not the issue in this case,'' said prosecutor Chuck Boring. ''The child died because he was not fed. Period.''

Although the life sentences were automatic, Sanders and Thomas begged for leniency before sentencing. Sanders urged the judge to look past his ''perception'' of the couple.

''I loved my son -- and I did not starve him,'' she said.

When the judge told the defendants they could ask for a new trial, Thomas hung his head low.

''I'm dying every day in there,'' he said, ''and that could take three years.''

any of you kids ever played the original mario brothers?

Thursday, May 10, 2007

My Line...

As many of you know Gaby N' Fish, TF and Jon (me) all play on the same hockey team. We got hammered our first game 8-0 but tonight we were hungry for redemption and battled through our demons to pull out a convincing 5-1 victory. I had one goal and one assist. GO TEAM!

Reminds me of Neve Yaakov

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Shots fired at CTA bus; riders injured

By Dan P. Blake
Tribune staff reporter

At least four CTA bus riders were wounded this afternoon when shots were fired at their bus on Chicago's South Side, authorities said.

The shooting happened around 3:15 p.m. in the 600 block of West 103rd Street while the bus was eastbound on 103rd, said Chicago Police Officer Tom Polick.

Four or five riders on the bus were reported to have been shot, Polick said. Ambulances transported only four people to hospitals, said Chicago Fire Department spokeswoman Eve Rodriguez. The reason for the discrepancy was not immediately clear.

Two of the injured riders were taken in serious-to-critical condition to Advocate Christ Medical Center in Oak Lawn. One was taken to Little Company of Mary Hospitals in Evergreen Park and one to Roseland Community Hospital, officials said. Their conditions were not thought to be as serious.

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Also, who makes up these hospital names?

Did you know...

that the Jewish prohibition of eating pork (porcophobia, if you will) originated in a nighttime of human sacrifice and cannibalism.

Apparently, Semites so closely associated pigs with humans, that pigs had become uncomfortably reminiscent of man. Their DNA is very close to our own, they are very intelligent mammals (their brain weight to body weight ratio is close to that of a dolphin) and the shrill squeals of a dying pig are reminiscent of those of a human. As a result of this close association between pigs and man, certain leaders decided to prohibit the consumption of pork due to their repressed desire to participate in human sacrifice and cannibalism.

For more, see: Hitchens, Christopher (2007). God is not Great. McLelland & Stewart.

Don't you love it when people's theories are undisturbed by actual facts!

Urinalaysis

An update on my previous post. I want to make sure that everyone explores that site well and notices the section detailing "methods" for celebrating a Brewers playoff birth.

I am pissed off!

I would be absolutely certain that Gaby & Fish created this website if it wasn't for the fact that he isn't a Brewers fan.

http://www.peeyourpantsforthebrewers.com/

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Funny google ads

There are a bunch of 'em.

A Toronto Garbage Adventure - Part 3 - The Crazy Russian

It was a beautiful and sunny Monday evening. The birds were chirping, the children were playing and the grass was growing. We, on the other hand were stuck inside a segregated mini van stuffed with garbage and covered in Gaby N' Fish's hair. Minute after painstaking minute streched to an eternity as we drove to our destination. The sun started set and panic started to set in. What seemed to be a simple ride had become complicated. Very very complicated. Our turn was meant to be two blocks before Keele and here we were, rapidly approaching the intersection of Keele and Lawrence and had not yet made that fateful left. Gaby N' Fish started hyperventilating, I started dialing my family to let them I might be a while, and we held each other's hand for support. Then the light turned green and we made the U-turn. We were alive and well - thankful for the protected left.
We drove and drove - it was a good 120 long seconds before we saw the sign "Open to the Public". It was as if we struck gold. We turned in to a deserted junkyard. There garbage trucks parked to our left and behind them was a huge building. There were mounds of rubble all over. We had arrived but there was no one to greet us. It was then we saw the hand of man reach up from the window. At first we thought his motion to be friendly but upon closer inspection he was flipping us the bird. Gaby N' Fish caught it before it could do much damage and I decided an aggresive counterattack was the only recourse. I walked up to the window, petrified and told the man we had garbage and lots of it and we wanted it gone. He looked at me with a sneer and said "We're closed." I could not believe my ears. Why was he telling me that we were clothed? I knew that, and Gaby N' Fish, well he was sitting in the van so there was no way the guy could have known. I blinked twice and he repeated himself. Finally, behind that think Russian accent I realised he was telling me to scram. I was at a loss. What would I do with my garbage? I told him that we phoned and checked the website and that all indications were that they were open to midnight. He laughed and said he knew better, they really were closed at six. I nearly broke down. With the tensions in the van as high as they were already I didn't think we would ever make it home. I pleaded with him but he would not budge so we decided to. We turned the van around with the bitter taste of defeat in our mouth as the Russian accompanied us to the gate. It was then I asked him whether there was another place we could dump our garbage near here. He said there was nowhere to go for miles and we should just leave. With tears in my eye, I asked him whether or not that the website said the dump on 50 Ingram would be open till midnight and it just wasn't fair. He looked up with surprise and said "Oh, you are at 100 Ingram, you must need the municipal waste centre and that is around the bend". We could not believe our ears and we were sure this guy was just taunting us or worse, sending us into a trap. He had just said moments before that there was no other place for miles! But we hadn't come this far to give up. We decided to bite the bullet and risk the set up from the crazy Russian.

NEXT - Part IV - THE SMELL! By Gaby N' Fish

Guy Catches Glasses With Face



Surprisingly entertaining.

a grass soup recipe for anyone who is a fan


Dancing

I've decided to post early today!

That is all.

Ban Ads - All in favour?

I

HWMNBN...

has returned, we can all stop posting again without fear of the blog being cancelled by eblogger

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

The Voldie Oldie

"Come Undone" (Duran Duran, 1993)

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"It's looking grim for the Kize."

- RBC, re. HK

From Baseball Shorts

"Gibson's the luckiest pitcher I've ever seen because he always picks the night to pitch when the other team doesn't score any runs."

- Tim McCarver

Adsense Revenues

will be saved up by me, until we have enough money to buy Slurpies for all the bloggers on this blog. This should occur in about 2049.

Public Service Announcement

My entire lab group decided that they wanted to go see Spiderman 3 this afternoon. Ah, the life of a grad student, it's fantastic. Anyway, I initially resisted joining them, however I eventually caved at the threat of being labelled the anti-social one in the bunch. (Wait, when have I ever had a problem with this title before?) Anyway, I feel the need to warn anyone with an urge to see this movie to resist the urge. It was total crap.

*Spoiler Alert*

Towards the end of the movie, one of the bad guys effectively decides that he doesn't want to fight anymore, apologizes to Spiderman for wronging him and rides off into the sunset. End of movie. Yup, that's right!

Clowns

Clowns are nice people. They do funny things. They wear lots of makeup and juggle asssoreted items like balls, batons, and flaming chainsaws. Most people on this blog are clowns although not the type of clowns I am talking about. I am talking about circus clowns. Happy, smiley, laughing clowns. Some people are afraid of clowns but not me. Clowns are a source of happiness and joy to the world. The are ambassadors of cheer and goodwill. Join in as we cheer the existence of clowns. YAY CLOWNS!

Important Question?

How are we going to divide the revenue from our new advertisement section of the blog? And who is currently receiving the boat-loads of cash that we are so obviously bringing in?

PS: For those of you who dislike the advertisements, I have no idea who has added this to the blog (Maxiebaby) and I refuse to be held responsible.

A Toronto Garbage Adventure Part 2: Loading Up the Van

It was a dark and cloudy Monday evening. A solitary crow was ‘cawing’ maddingly outside my third-story bedroom window. I was in desperate need for salvation from an impending evening of insanity. That’s when Jon called. Within five minutes I was taking a shower to remove all the stray hair from my neck and face (let’s label this the “quasi-non-sequitur” sentence of this post. From now on I challenge each and every blogger, regardless of their current status in the UBC, to throw in a “quasi-non-sequitur” sentence into each post. For example, on this particular Monday evening I had stopped off to get a haircut on my way home from work which is why I had to take a shower to remove all of that stray hair that just doesn’t want to stay at the barbershop).

I was stray-hair-free by the time Jon was at my door and I was also fully clothed, so we were ready to rock. Jon and I drove to his place in complete silence as we focused on the upcoming task at hand. The silence was so extreme that it was only broken for a period of less than 30 seconds when we both tried unsuccessfully to blame the other for a particularly horrendous episode of flatulence. With the crime still unsolved, we pulled into the driveway that marked the start of our adventure. As we entered the garage the stench that reached our nostrils was remarkable. Somehow, the passed gas had managed to escape the confines of the van and followed us into the garage. Jon and I eyed each other, neither of us willing to back down and admit that it was he who dealt the deathly-like blow to our mission. Anyhow, back to the task at hand of loading up the van.

Everywhere we looked there were different coloured bags: green, blue, white, and black, not to mention the huge mounds of cardboard boxes (as Jon mentioned in his phenomenal piece, A Toronto Garbage Adventure Part 1). We immediately got to work, while at the same time we tried to suppress the horrible smells triggered by the rampant and raging flatulence which was still on the loose. As each coloured garbage bag represented a different type of garbage, we decided it would be best to divide the van into different sections, each with its own designated colour. Black was segregated to the back of the van, while white got to sit up front (with the obvious exception of this one rose coloured bag that somehow managed to find it’s way to the front of the van, much to Jon’s chagrin). The cardboard was the last item group to make its way into the van and luckily there was just enough room for us to close the van doors and prepare for the next step in our journey. The van was clearly ready to burst, it was more stuffed than Doughboy after a free all-you-can-eat buffet (ok, perhaps that’s a gross exaggeration, but at least it gives you a frame of reference). We were more than a little worried about the state of our nasal systems as the fugitive fart had miraculously followed us back into the van for round three of its vicious attack. Would the smell of the renegade fart prevent us from reaching our goal?

Find out in the next installment: Part 3 - "The Crazy Russian" to be penned by Jon.

Ok fine TF, be that way

You want content?

Here's some fascinating advice on how to construct a voltaic cell, given 2 reduction half-reactions:

1. Find reduction potentials for each species. The species with the greater standard reduction potential in volts will be the cathode. Reverse the reaction of the other species to get the oxidation reaction for the anode.

2. Reduction occurs at the cathode (+). Oxidation occurs at the anode(-).

3. The two cells are connected by a salt bridge containing which allows positive and negative ions to flow between the cells, which will not react with either of the metals. Sodium nitrate is a typical favorite. Cations from the salt bridge (eg, sodium) flow towards the cathode. Anions (nitrate) flow towards the anode.

4. Meanwhile, in the external circuit, electrons flow from the anode to the cathode.
The electron potential, under standard conditions (concentrations of 1 M, STP) will simply be the reduction potential of the cathode minus the reduction potential of the anode.

Or, put some old chicken bones in a can and let the kids make up their own games.

Monday, May 07, 2007

See Gaby, told you they look the same, Ivan Dargo (loses to Rocky Balboa and similar body physic to Gaby) and Andrei Kirilenko from the UTAH JAZZ




A Toronto Garbage Adventure - Part 1

In the city of Toronto there is a law that annoys anyone who throws a party, moves into a new house or has a large family. For some odd reason there is a maximum of six unit (either bags or cans) of garbage and anything above six can be left at the curb by the sanitation engineer. Not only that but if the cans are two big, the bundles of boxes too tall, or the colour of the container incorrect then your garbage will also be left at the curb. Two weeks ago I had two bundles of boxes and two garbage cans full of bottles (in blue bags) left behind by the garbage man because of the latter or these rules (I had put the bags of bottles and paper in garbage cans, expecting the guy to realize that since it was a recycling week that the recycling would be out and not garbage but apparently it was a gross overestimation of the guy's logical faculties). On top of this we had just thrown the party of the year and had unpacked a million more boxesso my garage was full and starting to smell and due to the six bag limit I thought I would never be able to get rid of my garbage. Luckily there are waste dropoffs run by the city (indoor landfills where the garbage is brought by the trucks intially and where it is then transported to a different location) which are open to the public. I would simply load up my minivan and bring all the garbage there, where for a minimum fee I would never have to see it again. But I would need help. Big help. And when you are living in the Big Smoke and need Big help you call Gaby N' Fish...

Part 2 - "Loading up the Van"will be written tomorrow by Gaby N' Fish

Answer to TF

Someone needs to talk to Tim Hasselback.

Guest list for the state dinner honouring the queen...

can be found here:

Any idea why Peyton Manning was invited?

Me

I am currently sulking.

Due to finals

my posts will probably be rather perfunctory for the next few days.

Wishing gaby a speedy recovery

Oh No!

The Captain is out. Down to the final three.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

The reason for my previous post...

I needed an entry to remain in the UBC. (Although I suspect this reason is also partly behind Jon's last three posts).

The reason for Jon's previous three posts...

he is bored.

The reason the last post was not as funny as it should be

Blogger caps the length of post. Spoilsports...

A great way to absolutely ensure that no one, not a single soul, not one person would ever if at all even consider the mere thought of reading a Post

Long winded and boring title.

The Secret to a Good Post

Brevity

The Voldie Oldie



Recommended by & Wife.

Greatest Play

Enjoy the greatest play in baseball history. The announcers can't stop talking about it and the play gets more entertaining each time.

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Do Any of our Readers Speak Russian?

Because I would love to know what it says on this can of (fish?).

Blogger Challenge Standings:

Just a quick update, after 13 days here's the story (in alphabetical order):

Captain Salamander: 13 consecutive days with a post.
Jon: 13 consecutive days.
Maxiebaby & Wife: 13 consecutive days.
TF: 13 consecutive days.

Defeated:
Doughboy: 8 consecutive days.
Coach Z: 5 consecutive days.
Gaby 'n Fish: 5 consecutive days.
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375: 1 day.
hevnsangel19: 1 day.

Should be Ashamed:
Gulbat: 0 days.
Ibn Ali: 0 days.
MikeyGee: 0 days.
Moderately Selassie: 0 days.
Mrs. Rotes: 0 days.
Rabbi Rotes: 0 days.
Shocked and Appalled: 0 days.
Yeish Lanu Harbe Baquanim: 0 days.

Fell Asleep on the Wrong Day?
He Who Must Not Be Named: o days.

Adsense

Let's add adsense to the blog, mainly for the purpose of seeing what kind of bizarre ads Google matches with hevnsangel's posts.

Results for Contest

None of the Avatars really spoke to me...you all lose.

Sorry!

Fun thing about living in the same place for seven years...

Some people still ask if I'm new to the area. It creates all sorts of potential for embarassing them. (Not that I would).

Go Sens Go!

That is all.

Friday, May 04, 2007

Fun thing about moving back to a place you lived three years ago...

All these people who you sort of knew in passing keep staring, wondering why they recognize you, as you walk by. It creates all sorts of fun....

That was yesterday Xam, you're behind the times..

This afternoon Prince Gaby the Exacting fells Prince William of Wales in the most astounding joust in the history of England. He managed it by censoring or deleting Prince William's lance right out of existence as well as part of his armour, leaving him completely exposed. This was rather smart thinking since Gaby's armour was actually purchased gently used at play-it-again-sports and had not been previously tested for strength and effectiveness.

Weapons of choice fittingly for a knight of valour... An armour plated toothbrush and a slice of Brooklyn pizza.



News from Europe

Prince William Fells Prince Willem-Alexander Of The Netherlands In Crucial Joust

The Onion

Prince William Fells Prince Willem-Alexander Of The Netherlands In Crucial Joust

CHELTENHAM, ENGLAND—Magnanimous in victory, Prince William only demanded a 4.5 percent increase in durable-goods tariffs from the Dutch prince.

Blog Links

I was going to add a link to http://hatetheleafs.blogspot.com/ on the sidebar, but then I decided to check the public's opinion so as to avoid an uproar/hullabulloo. What do you all think?

I have no title for this post

Somebody brough this video to my attention and I needed a post for the day to stay in the UBC, so this works out quite nicely. I'm not quite sure the video matches the music very well so if you don't like it, tough poopie.

Science I Say!!

I converted to Scientology today. I feel great already. My Tethan is being freed as we speak. Soon I will begin the auditing process to further that cause.

Driving Music

My wife and I will be driving to the Catskills next week, for the Torah U'Mesorah Convention.

I am looking for suggestions for good driving music. Please post your picks in the comments.

Science! Science, I say!

The headline: "Clothes, not sunscreen, offer best sun protection: study"

Tell that to all the people parading about in the almost-nude.

Among the Canadian Cancer Society's recommendations for avoiding harmful UV rays:
"Covering arms and legs with loose-fitting, tightly woven clothing, and wearing a wide-brimmed hat."

Wouldn't it be nice if people would listen to science?

So what should we wear?
- "Tightly woven, thick garments made of darkly coloured wool or polyester"
- "Loose fitting clothing..."
- "Wide-brimmed hat..."

From this CBC story.

Yay! We can shave today!

Time to Shave!

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Home Sweet Home

I have arrived in Toronto and all is right with the world.
Also, everyone should come to Jon's party on Sunday even if you happen to be in Australia.

Kudos to....

Gaby N' Fish for taking control - may you do this in your job and all your other endeavours as well.
Reminder - Party at my house Sunday morning - be there or be square.

What's the deal with...

hiking on Lag Ba'Omer?

The Question

Diet Coke or Diet Coke with Lime?

Welcome Back to Toronto Doughboy -this is such a relaxing picture.


I am against the deletion of posts AND COMMENTS!, which is something that is becoming a regular occurance.


Upsetting...

I find it very upsetting that certain people would CENSOR certain posts by other people. I further believe that it was taken to vote and agreed that censorship would not be taking place. Because of this injustice I will be forced to take my valiant efforts up a notch and refuse to back down from the injustices that has taken place.

I believe my lawyer captain salamander actually has a subpoena for each and everyone of you...

Convenient Package!

Now you can get all of hevnsangel's UBC (ultimate blogger challenge) related posts in one convenient package. All you have to do is click the following word: aesthetics.

Contest rules

It appears that someone on the blog is magically sending in their blog posts from the future; he probably has one of those nifty future computers in his De Lorean. Who thinks that is grounds for disqualification from the contest?

TRUTH COMES OUT {sorry Gaby, payback's a B*&$^}

For all of you haters, phonies and just plain wannabees, I would first like to mention that the birthday of the blog is coming up. On this occasion I would STRONGLY recommend that all of you go back 2 years to when this blog started and see for yourselves who posted the VERY FIRST ORIGINAL POST, EVER POSTED ON THE BLOG! It will soon become obvious to ALL that there is no ultimate blogger challenge because this blog is and always was mine, for I am its originator, even though people have tried to steal it form me and put their own names up at the top as if the blog belonged to them in the first place, we all know that this is hevnsangel19’s Gobbledygook

From Gaby to...


KATIE!!! {And I think you all know which one... Tom is waiting for you at home honey!!}

As per hevnsangel19's request

I present to you:



Wednesday, May 02, 2007

watch these on lag baomer, must sees

The last one is the best by far but includes female dancers and therefore not appropriate for any of the OTI guys. Sorry.







Upsherin

My house...Sunday 10am...all on the blog are invited to attend. Come celebrate the pagan influence on Jewish customs with food and fun!

MJ


NBA Officiating Bias

Apparently, most fouls in the NBA are called against African American players. That is racism, pure and simple.

Move along

There's no substantial content to be found in this post.

Good bye farewell

Thank you all, it's bee fun. My vacation has ended, I'm back at school, so I won't be blogging anymore. Someone (Tova) once told me that suffering a loss only opens up an opportunity for something new to take its place. In that mindset, while my summer vacation has ended, the vacation from blogging begins.

New Ultimate Blogger Challenge 2

Help Hudi/Judi find a girl/trans-non-specific-gender individual that will love him and feed him for as long as they live.

What's your opinion concerning referee race bias in handing out fouls?

Here.

Pics of a theme series..

I was thinking today's series of pictures should be of operations, if anyone is opposed to that, please comment and then perhaps I wont post them. I have a fascinating library of them and would love to share... I have everything from medical to cosmetic to illegal operations, of course all the pictures are very graphic and high disturbing. If I don't get any calls for banning and censoring me and the like, from certain people in particular that I shall not name (like Jon, Xam and Wife) then I will go ahead with the series.

I thank all my fans for all the love, continued support and contributions.

Hello from Down Under

Well, everything is great here in Australia. I've been in Sydney for the last few days. It's fall here, of course, but as the climate is overall a lot warmer, it's been really beautiful. Today it was sunny, 26 degrees and dry. The big opera house on the waterfront is as impressive in person as in pictures. Yesterday I went to the zoo and saw, not surprisingly, a terrific set of exhibits on marsupials. Two days ago, I went to the art gallery, which has a good collection of impressionist paintings.

The dating is going well. I've gone out with three girls so far - Rebecca, Jeanne (originally from Toulouse) and Matti (short for Matilda). They don't mind that I'm dating them all at once, as that is the custom in Australia. There is a great nightlife scene in downtown Sydney, which I am really digging. I've met a lot of Canadian kids about my age or a bit younger, doing the "Australia thing," which is very popular these days.

Next month, on the advice of a friend of mine, I'm going to spend a week in New Zealand, which is supposed to be culturally more like Canada (smaller neighbour of the local giant, etc). It's also supposed to have stunning scenery, as per Lord of the Rings. I'm looking forward to hiking in the mountains of the South Island, and especially to visiting the Christchurch Synagogue.

Next week I'm going to Melbourne for a few days, and I'll explore the southeastern coast, which is also supposed to be very beautiful. Hopefully I won't hit any deer.

Anyway, it's getting quite late here (on the other side of the world longitudinally as well as latitudinally!), so I'd better sign off. Y'all come visit us, as we say in the South.

$1.079 (price of gas yesterday)

Canadian producers, such as Petro-Canada, which last week reported that profits from its sale of gasoline more than doubled compared to a year ago.

Don't Go To Notre Dame

In a recent interview with newly drafted former-Notre Dame quarterback Brady Quinn, his answer to the question "last book read" was: "A textbook for class called 'Personal Finance for Dummies'". Glad to see that the academic standard at Notre Dame is so high that the "For Dummies" series of books are used as class texts.

Improvements..

I've realised that everyone hates me and all my posts, look, I've been trying to change, so here is a new game.. it's all about transformation.. Take a pick of one of your friends and give them a sexchange!

Math has been really dumbed down of late

Along the same lines as Captain Salamander's post from a couple months back (here).
















Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Greetings from Australia from our dear friend..




I heard that HWMNBN went to Sydney. How on earth is he going to catch up on all this and what do you think about the fact that he kept the post alive for about a year while everyone else took a break from it, and at this time, a peak blog time, he's not part of it. I actually heard that he's dating a few prospects there. The email I got back from him said that "Everything is going rather smoothly, thanks for the concern".

Question

Does anyone know how to put a virus on a blog so that the whole thing destroys itself and then infects the computers of all the posts' bloggers? Just asking a sort of random question that has recently peeked my interests?
THANKS! :-)

Guess what's for dinner, honey?

Yummy!

And for the rest of you, which there aren't, because I include you all in the last post, I have only one thing to say

banning

THAT"S IT! As an administrator, I'm deleting all posts by every blogger and there will be no confusion that I have legitimately won the ultimate blogger challenge. Thank you all, and good bye.

Happy Pesach Sheni Everybody

For those of you who were ritually unclean one month ago at this time, you may now offer your paschal sacrifice.

Ban Bad Posts!

I am not for censorship but random drug induced posts should be discouraged. Especially trippy theme posts (HEVNSANGEL19 I am referring to you).

Perhaps random drug tests of each blogger should be required? Maybe we can get hair samples on the sly...Is that legal Cap'n?

Censoring Calls for Censoring Calls for Censorship

I agree.

ALL CALLS FOR CENSORSHIP SHOULD BE CENSORED

More Censorship

Who thinks it would be a good idea if those people posting bizarre series' of pictures limited themselves to one bizarre post per day?

SPIROGRAPH




This one is phenominal, I loved and I think my grandmother liked all the art I gave her. It's so easy to do, and you can make limitless designs and colors, young children can become brilliant artists using colorful pens and these simple tools.. Maybe I'll buy a set on ebay for 611$ or so.. That first box is actually the exact version that I had.. I'm not sure how they made those insane 3d laser ones.. my set didn't do that. the guy apparently used a light, his spirograph and some kind of 15 second exposure to get it... I don't know

of course, still around today are the famous LEGOS!!


I never owned any of the big fancy sets, like this castle or the lego life size version of the volvo XC90

every girl wants a pony, this one is less costly than the real thing



Transformers



I've received a lot of very positive feedback concerning my pictures of a theme posts, so I will continue with this and to keep people excited and on edge, I'm switching up the theme from methods of state executions to child hood toys of the 80s and 90s.

this is sort of like purim..


Anyone willing to wager a bet?

I'm willing to give anyone who is willing to accept the following wager 2 to 1 odds:

If someone were to stumble across our blog without knowing anything about any of the bloggers and you asked this poor fellow where our beloved blogger hevnsangel19 was located he would most certainly respond "Texas."

Any takers?

an earlier method...


here's one reason not to live in Florida


here is another picture that most will find highly disturbing and may cause you to have nightmares