1 tune, 6 different songs being sung all at the same time, and lots of ukuleles : )
"Because 85 percent of the fans have artificial hips."
"That's why it's better to eat a little bit at a time, and the same with studying - if you study all at once, you're going to barf it up, and you're going to barf it up wrong, just like eating."
"It's an old foot."
"If you throw Shanon out the window one more time, then I'm going to have to call your parentals."
A Washington, D.C., dry cleaning store that was sued for $54 million over an allegedly missing pair of pants will not have to pay anything to its disgruntled customer, a judge ruled Monday.
"Some of our guys would have to pick the ball up and hit it three times to get it that far."
"Erase the math from the board. I have nothing against math; I just don't want it to distract the guys."
"When Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, he found six baseballs that Jimmie Foxx hit off me in 1937."
I just discovered a very valid reason to have IQ testing done on people who are planning on having children. Anyone as dumb or dumber than this couple should be made sterile.
The person writing in as Gaby n' Fish is an obvious impostor. Go to Gaby's onlysimchas page to find out why..
If you get nervous before your first playoff game, just remember that the team could always fly me in and out for the big game. I have to be back in the old city by this Sunday though, as that is when I start my rigorous summer learning program.
Flaming Cattle finish the regular season 5-3-2, locking up second place in the division and a first-round playoff bye. See you in the semi-finals.
The Flaming Cattle overcame two awful goals for a come from behind 3-2 victory. They also marked the succesful transition of Jon from forward to defense.
"Gentlemen, repetition of a notion does not render it correct."
"Never has a home run been so anonymous."
Baby girl born to Jon and Shevi Straus at 5:40 AM, June 11, 2007. Name TBD. Everyone is doing well but very tired.
I think we are now winless in four as we were totally whupped 6-1 this game.
"He's got an ample posterior." ("--What?") "He's got a large ass."
"I wanted to go into my home run trot, but I realized I didn't have one."
Great news everyone. All Flaming Cattle games can now be viewed in their entirety online. Simply go to www.gamefacebytes.com and click on the 'services/products' link on the left. Then simply click on the 'log in here' link, and become a member by entering your email address and a password. Once you're logged in, simply scroll down to find the link for the Inline Hockey Channel. This will lead you to a page where you can stream all Flaming Cattle games. Last night's game is already online.
Sens put the lose back in Losers. Flaming Cattle tie second straight.
I really should blog more often, seeing as how I'm the Uber Blogging Champion.
"If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why were they made of meat?"
"If I tell, everybody will do it, and we'll be out there for five hours, but nobody will get anybody out."