Gaby's Gobbledygook

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Business Lesson #1: How to Keep Payroll Costs Down

Boss allegedly killed workers who wanted raises

EAST POINT, Ga. - The owner of a car dealership has been accused of killing two employees because they kept asking for pay raises.

Rolandas Milinavicius has been charged with two counts of murder in the shooting deaths of Inga Contreras, 25, and Martynas Simokaitis, 28.

All three are from the eastern European nation of Lithuania but had been living in Atlanta, authorities said.

Milinavicius, who was having financial problems, told police he shot the two Thursday after they kept asking for more pay, said police in East Point, which is just outside Atlanta.

“He told us that he was under a lot of stress,” East Point police Capt. Russell Popham said. “Unfortunately, he decided to take his anger out with violence.”

Milinavicius, who had been living in Alpharetta, started RM Auto International two years ago, hoping to meet the demand for American cars in Lithuania. He began shipping cars and later hired the two victims as his only employees.

Milinavicius, 38, turned himself in two days after the shootings and confessed to the killings, Popham said.

“As I understand, the employees were not really happy about the pay, and they had questioned him about it over the course of time,” Popham said. “That morning he said he just snapped.”

Contreras and Simokaitis were cremated and an informal memorial service was held at Simokaitis’ cousin’s apartment over the weekend. The remains were to be flown to Lithuania on Tuesday.

“It doesn’t make any sense,” the cousin, Jaunius Simokaitis, of Fayetteville, said Monday. “If he was having money problems, these two would have been the ones to help him get out of debt. They would have helped him make that money.”

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

New Game! -? Guess which part of the bull this piece of meat/dried dog chew came from?

No one has posted a real blog in weeks (although Tommy's post, was quite hilarious, i only watched it because of his title, and then you get the surprise when you see it, i congratulate you tommy on your fine comedic taste). Since i'm the least busy from all bloggers and basically have no life of any kind, I'm posting...

I saw these at the pet store, it's about 7 inches long. they had ones that were like 4 feet long. I read the label, there was a picture of a cow saying it's made from grain fed, hormone free beef, etc. It did not mention what part of the cow. I asked the guy behind the counter what part this is, he told me which part of the bull it is. It's your job to guess what it is he said.

Before going into Yeshiva, Gaby probably would have been able to guess what it is, in virtually no time at all (~0.011 seconds), now, he probably wont get it after a hundred guesses. Here is a sample of Gaby trying to guess which part of the bull this dog-chew came from post yeshiva, "Is it a bull's horn? is it a bull dog? is it a bull's eye? is it bull brains? -and it goes on and on..

In case you're wondering, Lily(who i only have because Tommy drove me all the way to some little town past Hamilton) is absolutely nuts for the thing, I've never seen her sucking so enthusiastically on any other dog-chew.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Tour de France Crashed!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The Voldie Oldie

"I'm Easy" (Ron Nigrini, 1976)

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"If he doesn't do his homework, then he gets black-listed."

- MH

From Baseball Shorts

"Son, we'd like to keep you around this season, but we're going to try to win a pennant."

- Casey Stengel, on cutting Aubrey Gatewood

Monday, July 16, 2007

The Voldie Oldie

"Sundown" (Gordon Lightfoot, 1974)

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"Back in thirty-seven, when I was runnin' teacups out of Nairobi,..."

- MF the Elder, in '30's gangster accent, as Max Sheinwalker

From Baseball Shorts

"When Charlie Finley had his heart operation, it took eight hours - seven just to find his heart."

- Steve McCatty

Saturday, July 07, 2007

How come stuff like this never happens when I'm studying?

Friday, July 06, 2007

The Voldie Oldie

"I'm on Fire for You Baby" (April Wine, 1974)

QUOTI OF THE DAY

"Lucky for me, I didn't understand a word he said. But he didn't understand a word I said, either. It was a battle of the minds."

- RBP, re. conversation with Batchugo

From Baseball Shorts

"All I'd have to do is make my head look like a slider and he'd miss it by six inches."

- Jim Colborn, on Aurelio Rodriguez threatening to hit him in the head with his bat

only gaby would do somethign like this to all those innocent people

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Sleeping IS a sport

Why did we never do this for Gaby n' Fish?


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