"E ixp ejpx b kei bdiwazjp vepr ay dztpwa prz xprzd cby. Rz'u uwtr bj buurxoz."
"Achshav anachnu osim haturning of the page."
"The Senators are going to make the regular season this year!"
"So it's the end of the farbrengen, and they're passing around the shirayim, and there's one piece of herring left. Suddenly the lights go out, and when they come back on, the rebbe's hand is on the herring and there are twenty forks in the rebbe's hand."
Why hasn't this been given Voldie Oldie status yet?
"I know a feminist who thinks that the first man on the moon was a good start."
Please help me by pointing out just how many things are wrong with this sentence: